And that's the good part.

Yes, Spectre was a fucking travesty. After the beautiful looking, poorly scripted Skyfall, I was sure that Spectre was going to be Craig's comeback. Boy was I disappointed.
For a cathartic take-down of exactly why Spectre sucks so hard, see this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And the conspicuous product placement, especially when it features so prominently in the plot whenever Bond checks his phone.

Moonraker isn't half bad, but most people only remember the bad half: the Star Wars half. Up until that point you've got an action-heavy cold open, a good actress playing a Bond girl with a terrible name, a good title song, exotic locations in Rio and Venice (more than you can say for Goldfinger), and some…

>:-)

Feed the CEOs

As an adolescent male consumer of VHS tapes in the 90s, I'd be curious to know what it was like for him to work with Pamela Anderson in Naked Souls.
Just kidding, I think I got everything I needed to out of that movie…

I remember watching this as a kid and seeing the horrific scene with the blood all over the walls after the prostitute gets murdered. Now I'm watching a trailer that begins like a wacky fish-out-of-water comedy.

I thought The Whiz was going to be what they call the Trump biopic.

Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is scruffy-looking!

It's difficult these days to criticize a film purely on the basis of being above a certain run time, since so many of them are well over two hours. The Wolf of Wall St. was the shortest three hours of my life, and the 77-minute Chopping Mall felt punishingly long.

EPISODE SUMMARY: If you're missing your dick, you have 2 choices: Jump ship like a bitch or go down on your woman like a man.

It's almost like he has no balls…

Up until now Varys wasn't allied with Dani…now that she's brought him into her fold it makes sense that she would grill him.

Non-millenials like me: WTF is a Unicode?

The shot of Wonder Woman sweeping her leg in slo-mo and then coming up in slo-mo with the slo-mo hair and intense close-up looks exactly like shots from her previous movie.

"What's a library?"

"I've got the best ships, the most ships, no one has more ships than me. If anyone tells you different, it's fake news."

Only a matter of time before he joins such enlightened conservative pundits with 20/20 hindsight as Michael Steele and Scott McClellan.

I'll be back….in 9-33 years.