Looks like Trump finally has his pick for Secretary of Women's Issues.

"The word “gazpacho” has since been misappropriated to include fruits like watermelon and strawberries (which you may also find in Spain), but to me the savory Andalusian version—the original—remains king."

Unless he really is a pothead surfer and the rest of his life has been highly committed performance art.

If the dressing room scene alone awakened your adolescent puberty, the film gets a free pass for life.

See also: Sean Penn, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

The fact that she mounts an actual ladder in Cool Rider is foreshadowing.

At least watch the 1st hour, and then fast-forward to the end…

Yeah, well lowered expectations I guess. At least he's been relentless, going after Trump (as Stewart would say, fighting the war on bullshit) every night. The clips and headlines they put together are damning, even if the delivery doesn't cut nearly as bad as The Daily Show did.

It really was a poignant story of friendship in the middle of a farcical comedy and inscrutable biography. If the movie does justice to the book it will be one of the best of the year. Disappointed that this trailer only shows that they were able to recreate this one famous scene.

Wanted: One mousy-looking liberal to serve as punching bag for alpha male conservative douchebags.

And what if I told you that (gasp) most people just pay their fair share of taxes and don't try to exploit every loophole.

I like Seth Meyers, but when I watch these segments I still can't help feel nostalgic for Jon. I can't help but think how much sharper (and funnier) Stewart would have skewered Trump and Fox with some of this low-hanging fruit.

But watching “Dragonstone,” it seems hard to believe that his story will end w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶u̶n̶f̶o̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶W̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r̶o̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶G̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶O̶f̶ ̶T̶h̶r̶o̶n̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶

Love how she felt the need to write "carefully chosen and selected", as if that makes her injury any more tragic. That's typical first-world-speak for "I need another way to inflate my grievance", as if posting this personal inconvenience to all her Twitter followers wasn't enough.

The movie will pick up right where the last one ended, but that doesn't mean there won't be a time jump after the big opening action scene. That's what the first Incredibles movie did. That's what I'm hoping for, but I'm prepared to be disappointed (but I plan not to be disappointed by the movie as a whole).

Agreed…I must have read a different Wrinkle in Time when I was a kid?

And yet Michael Kelly for House of Cards? Did he even do anything last season?

Cue the Trumpites, who, if they don't already overlap 100% with the cat-callers, have now found their spiritual brethren with those enablers. I can see the comments now…"it was a compliment! What's wrong with that? Political correctness run amuck!"

He's already got the tan:
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We're so lame!