I've loved cars passionately for years. That said, every time I attend an air show I note that jets are the only thing that make cars look positively boring.

By definition, a flip flop will not have a strap as it will lose its flippy floppy-ness!

So were we. I think maybe people were intimidated and they were just using the car as an "in" to start a conversation — something in common. But no one asked them out.

Because what would be the point of going out and sinking what should be a museum piece?

Illinois has a weird law prohibiting selling cars on Sundays.

Runs strong. Minimal rust on rockers. Clear coat peeling. ₩130,000 OBO

It will be about both. Submarines and sandwiches.

Greg Oden, I know, I was surprised, to

Color television in every country except the United States. Only the US had color television before 1957. Most countries had their first color broadcasts in the mid/late 1960s.

Dear Leader, I think I spotted some cake!

This is good, Mike, but it really should be on Sub Blog, Jalopnik's new subblog about submarines. Coming soon.

Don't worry. The map will say it's 12.

I think they remember me at the dealer because they know I literally do not care, and sort of welcome the whole thing. I must be their only customer like that.

"I can't wait to see what breaks next."

50% of the reason I read Jalopnik is to see if Doug's Range Rover can beat the $13,000/yr repair bill my warranty paid out on mine. I don't know the other 50% of the reason.

I'm making it right now. Currently searching for mediocre music to match the mediocre dialogue. It's gonna be awesome.

I purchased an extended warranty for my cts-v and made it all back in one fell swoop of a grenaded differential.

Unfortunately, I don't create entertaining videos. Just mediocre ones. However, there will be a new one out tomorrow, so just hold your horses.

Doug, I love you.

But so true. A few weeks ago I was driving around and the navigation system fully stopped operating. Radio, CD player, everything — gone. Fittingly, the "LAND ROVER" logo was stuck on the screen. I was so excited because it seemed like an expensive repair!!! But then after a few restarts, it worked perfectly again,…