10k-13k hours a week? My wife would kill me. Although you are making 6,000,000-8,000,00 a month so maybe it is worth it

Don't even joke about that. This thing is so top heavy.

Best snow tires ever?

"Your cars been washed sir, can I have my campaign donation now?"

The yeti that's about to tear them, and the car apart.

Why do I get the feeling that Seahawks fans are about to become football's version of St. Louis Cardinal fans?

"Nice tities"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

So, what's it gonna take to get you into a new Death Star today Darth?

Yeah, absolutely.

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Trying to get Morneau in was the most excitement Twins fans have had since 2010. No, seriously.

I think we all wish this is what would happen.

Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

Come on, man. He's not going to Cleveland. His wife owns that juice bar in Miami. You think she's just gonna sell that thing and open another one up in Cleveland? You know how annoying it is to get a zoning permit and pass inspection from the health department? She's not gonna go through all that all over again.

They will put it into everything in every market.

Your buddy's aunt? If she does it why aren't you doing it? Also $63 an hour for a $19,244 payment means 305 hours. 305 hours in a month means almost 80 hour work weeks. You suck.

God I wish I'd have thought of that beforehand. You're absolutely right. You're trapped inside Horizon, Colorado.