You smell purty...

Should include average lateral G's!

A note on this, Matt: Heading to Greenwood this weekend for the 50th anniversary of the track. This isn't far from Des Moines, either. Could always try to get a tour set up! I'll tweet out my story/photos/video from this weekend, too. @joshdreyer

Just 20 miles east of Des Moines is a place called Prairie City, Iowa—home of the world's best pork tenderloin. Presidential candidates on both sides frequent this place during caucuses and elections, and I happen to know the owner very well. Stop by Des Moines and I'll race (legally, of course—I mean, yeah...totally…

(Looks up from smartphone) Huh?

The orange ones were always easier to blow up than the purple ones.

For the same price, though?

I prefer Magnus Walker's builds better...

Dashcam, from Acura. #bugeyes

Confession: I only clicked this article to blow up the photo of Tamara.

Found your source.

Now with fully functional rear-view mirror! (Seriously...what can they see with that?)

With fully functional rear-view mirror! (Seriously...what can they see with that?)

Wait. How did The Onion get to post on here?

Lexus isn't boring. Look at the photo! It's blurry because the car is SO FAST

Is this the E30 from his video at the Grammys last night? Song didn't do it justice.

This photo makes it look like an Angry Bird and the Grinch had a love child.