The minute he said "attracting and detracting me like a magnetic field" I stopped watching. Can't handle it.

I wanted to be more interested, but listening to him describe his work in that self-satisfied, self-important fashion made me want to smash his face instead.

And here is Lotus showing off their new Rimz

That is one unimpressed sheep.

The suggestions being listed only serve to prove that even car guys don't have a clue what a proper muscle car is. I'm nominating one of my favorites, the Ford Fairlane thunderbolt with the High Rise 427 it officially produced 425hp, but like most muscle cars of the era, that number was listed much lower than actual…

Their job is to serve. I'm sorry but lots of shit happens in people's lives every day, don't carry it to work with you, same as you don't come home and smack your wife around if you had a shit day at work. If your job is to be friendly and cordial, I should be able to expect that without making excuses for you.

Wow it takes me a hour to Make the guy.

I went to a strip club once and got slapped in the face by a stripper. Wasn't my fault. The only seats available were in front of her stage and the crap on the TV was more interesting and attractive than the dancer. Threw a dollar on the stage and left.

Yo, check out mah sweet 420° N0 Sc0pe Gra$$ Growin vid!!

Good thing Chris Perez didn't "help"....he would've tossed gasoline on it.

It's okay, I wasn't planning on wearing these pants for the rest of the day anyway.

Le Mans was the first true 24 with a true mullet, and by the end of the race and I didn't shower and I was sure I'd have to cut it because of the knots.

The worst thing about this is that a shit ton of people passed out from Navarro sucking out all the oxygen from the field level seats.

This happened down the street from my house. Dammit if I didn't only even hear about this show until the day before, but I couldn't make it.

and you pointing out the fact isn't somehow equally inane?

The USMNT lost 1-0 against one of the best teams in the tournament. Worse teams than us have advanced. Enjoy it and quit pissing in my Cheerios.

you know something? you fucking suck. i hope Luis Suarez bites your dick off.

"We've removed these features so that we can sell them to you later."

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

The Aston Martin Double Penetrator-100 is here to combat the Bentley Buttplug.