This has to be bordering on something legally actionable at this point. They sold like a hundred million copies of this game and a significant portion of their pitch was that heists would be available soon after the release of GTAO. It's been over half a fucking year. I can't wait for the announcement (and incredibly…

Well Mr. Smarty Pants, the singular-noun-as-plural usage is only used when we are referring to the team, not the country. So if we were talking about Brooks's fellow players reacting to the goal, it would be "America react," but since we are talking about America the country, "America reacts" is the correct. England…

LeBron: I'm a free agent! Someone pay me as much money as you think I'm worth to play basketball. I figure it's around $50 million.

There's no escape from the cops in Watch Dogs. Sometimes, they are really determined to catch you!

BMW GranCoupe:

Oh god, the seagull pic. I watched a streamer kill one, then another came and he killed it to, which attracted another. It was hilarious in part because he expected it to stop at some point, but it didn't. He killed them for like ten minutes straight while muffled laughter sounded on the mic. There wasn't even a delay…

Like all "Next Corvettes" it will be mid-engined have 1,000 horsepower and cost $25,000.

You left out the most amazing part of his night- that 9 pitch perfect inning was a part of a 3 inning stretch where he threw 25 STRAIGHT strikes.

I think I might have just crashed the car then and there once I saw the spider on the door sill.

Tomorrow's story: Car's owner found with huge spider attached to face.

Right, because knees are totally designed to bend this way! Yeah, he's faking.

None of what you just said makes any sense.

I hate to sound like Coach K or something, but Lance Stephenson needs to play basketball and leave this shit at home.

That last sentence sounds like the script for bad milf porn.

Yes. There was a case in Colorado back in the 60's where a judge called it "an individual's deliberate drawing of public attention to the vehicle's quality for swiftness."

I'm gonna guess Florida and they're all assholes.