In the future you need a prescription for that?

I found this conversation in the game

1. Start Microbrewery

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

I'm not afraid of snakes, but I will back over a cottonmouth or copperhead just to make sure the job is done.

The one form of basketball still owned by Caucasians.

now I'll never be able to walk past the dairy section without getting an erection :(

"I didn't want to see a spoiler, so I went to a sports website, and they talked about the result of a very important game! I am outraged!"

Did you just call Cleveland a large market?

More important information about the Pagani Huayra: the center dash console looks like a jive-talking space robot.

Came here to see Manhattan tumbling out of a single gigantic airplane. I am disappoint.

Paying $60 million for a stadium nobody can use... doesn't get more "Texas" than that

If you wrote this headline 13-ish years ago, you'd be in trouble.

In the Texas school system brains are just a theory and therefore are not taught.

I did Nazi that coming.

I feel like Block crashes every fucking race.

So basically it looks like a building in Detroit.

Step 1: build a barn

It's pretty much completely blank. You've got those two round googly eyes for vents up top, but the rest feels like something's missing. In the presentation Audi made us stand through, they kept bringing up "baohaus" and "minimalism," but that isn't how this feels. It looks like there are spaces for added things, you…