I must be missing something, but these sound like Automotive PETA equivalents, not badasses.

If I have both Lyft and Uber apps on, can I collect $15/hr from both companies while I sit idle waiting for passengers?

So it’s the company’s fault for not being able to afford to pay random people whatever they decide they should get paid?

Help me understand something, Business Wiz types.

Big Blue Van wheat? YOU’LL BE LIVING DOWN BY THE RIVER!

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing to be offended over.

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

What!

Did she enjoy her little sailing trip aboard the SS Photo Op?

Also, people who “like” the motion smoothing effect don’t exist, because they are actually people that just don’t know what you’re talking about, and can’t tell the difference. Which is abominable.

How dare you! In modern America, whoever demonstrates the most pain suffered automatically wins the argument.

sorry, when you elevate “Im offended!” to beyond religious levels of legitimacy, its necessary to not play favorites. Just because someone “got away with it” doesn’t legitimize it. Rules are rules, no matter whose momma owns the plate. Don’t like it? work to eliminate “emotional” as the primary indicator of “truth”.

FWIW, you could have a 2018 or even a 2019 Buick Regal Sportback - an equivalent car with less miles, more toys and more panache - for well under 20 Grand CPO Warranty and all. Gramma gonna be just fine

Wright claims he can’t decrypt the bitcoin file until he obtains a key that will be delivered by a bonded courier at the beginning of 2020.

Were y’all even alive in the 90s? Man, we are at a place where Mazda has a turbocharged sedan pushing 310 lb ft of torque and 250+ horsepower... and it’s super affordable.... and you’re complaining about it not being sporty enough? I had to drive a 1993 Camry in high school. Did it have a dent in the bumper? Of course…

Do they come with a grown-up elitist transmission?

It's necessary because it's the law.

You need to signal then, buddy.

If you drive high, you are a douchebag.