The guy in the background agrees with your color choice.

Wait... you’re trying to tell me that a sedan is a more efficient hauler of kids and gear than things like a CRV or Forester? Get the hell out of here. I’ll agree that the minivan is the best, but if you don’t need all that space, you can typically get a crossover for cheaper or with some other perk like added ride…

Later that night?

steel brushes work wonders

Jalopnik is WAYYY more conservative than the rest of the gawker universe.

/rip, chris

These cars were pretty good for what they were meant to be: big comfy cruisers with lots of room inside. Bulletproof 3.8, easy to drive and operate...they were nice full size sedans for people who didn’t want a stressful driving experience. And that’s OK, not everyone needs or wants a BMW E36.

Maybe that’s what the hole in the front is for?

They built lots of them...In Australia!!!

Per GM TSB:
“The following diagnosis might be helpful if the vehicle exhibits the symptom(s) described in this PI.

OHH GTFO of here with that built not bought bullshit! Wrenching and racing, while both rewarding in their own sense, can be, and in many cases should be, independent of one another. Do you churn your own butter or cure your own bacon? My guess is probably not. You leave that task up to the people that are good at…

Yeah Henry Ford was an asshole...a big one. Have you ever tried reading about his life? Read it and know it.

How long before they realize they can use the term “Xclusive” and not have to have an actual “exclusive” game?

To a multi-billionaire like me, NP.

you’re thinking of the GS, the bigger sedan. For some reason they’re holding up fine on the IS

This has little to do with cars and more to do with the government’s desire to control choice by force/taxes.

sounds METAL af!

She ddrives a hearse, and her family lives in an old church? Sounds like a horror movie.

Actually not, as a former NY state correction officer I can tell you that deadly force is authorized at any point in an escape once the inmate has left the facility. Many escaped inmates will do anything to evade capture and risk public safety with no concern for anyone other than themselves.  

You’re not fucking journalists, you’re now acting as activitist masquerading as a journalist.