You will have to tear my "70s Cocaine-Fueled Ann-Margret Sitting On A Van de Graaff Generator" case out of my cold, dead hands.

Great picture, GREAT avatar.

So THAT'S why I saw these two hustling around NYC.

This.

Now I feel terrible for contributing to the ruination of Christmas. Accept this as my apology.

I propose that no list of terrible Christmas songs is complete without this evil dreck.

I'll wait for the iPad version.

Pinkie Pie strongly objects to being turned into her namesake.

Well, now you've heard about it twice.

"I only drink 2000 year old wine in granite bottles. Anything else is uncivilized."

I suspect you wanted to post the scooter ad (great minds). Although I'd love it if there was one even more heinous.

This isn't brand new behavior on his part. Reed's never been one to pass up a commercial endorsement. No matter how embarrassing.

Well, luckily, they've developed coping mechanisms for the stress.

"An EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL Muslim friend."

Too bad they didn't keep the New Pornographers song from the last round of commercials. "Orgy Commercial Has New Pornographers Soundtrack" would be an awesome headline.

Man, now my Rosa Klebb shoes just seem lame in comparison.

Stay tuned for Gibbard's new sitcom, "No Girl."

I can't imagine that having any ill effects.

Sadly, this happened seconds after he drank the water.

You, sir, are a goddamned hero.