My wife and I are both big fans of the show (and I hope after admitting that here, we can all still be friends), but we stared at last night's episode like it was a "Faces Of Death" movie.

The balls are in your court, Herman.

I think, ultimately, one is a delicious chocolate bar, and the other is a grey can of semi-sugared water. It's easier to cut a delicious chocolate bar some slack. Lord knows, I have.

I think, ultimately, one is a delicious chocolate bar, and the other is a grey can of semi-sugared water. It's easier to cut a delicious chocolate bar some slack. Lord knows, I have.

And yet, the UK still has the "Yorkie" bar.

I heard it would have given him super powers as well, which he could have used to end all wars, famine, and Whitney Cummings projects. What a selfish, cancer-loving dick.

Interesting. Thanks for that!

Does anyone know what Team Sister Wives' stance is on gay marriage? My (lone) wife and I were watching last night, and trying to figure out if the judginess they face for their lifestyle would at all nudge them towards being okay with it.

I second that emotion. My wife and I dared each other to buy a bottle, and were disappointed to find that it was not only drinkable, but better than the average bottled cocktail. Now, the caveat is, naturally, that bottled cocktails generally taste like Satan's Own Essence. That said, it's still fine. I could see it…

Nah, I just shouldn't be on the internet when I get like that. Thank you for accepting my apology.

I apologize to everyone. I was in a rotten mood. Stories like this really get to me, and I really, really hate the idea of that dude getting ANY slack cut for him. I understand both parties in this story are jerks of one stripe or another. I guess I didn't want her to be a jerk.

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Yeah. Maybe she learned her lesson, then. Good work, Fat-Shaming Guy.

First of all, it's "People in glass houses."

So she DESERVES to be called fat. Got it.

Head on over to Gawker. They're holding down the "Fuck This Guy" narrative.

Head over to Gawker. It's not cool to like Steve Jobs there.

His very existence seems to make people apoplectic, but I think he's pretty funny. However, as a dude who watches SNL on a weekly basis of my own free will, I understand this is about as YMMV of an opinion as it gets.

Maybe Meyers can just read this comment thread next week.

I've been listening to this one since it came out last week. It's a goddamn classic.