You'd be a lot hotter if you didn't use asterisks.

Even if I was aware of this technique when I was single, I wouldn't have used it.

If that's the case, Sean, I can finally ask somebody this: How was "Funny About Love?"

1. If I wanted to be with "one of the guys," I would have made that life decision at some point in my seven years of theater school.

YES. I'm just getting a little glowing movie camera.

We can talk about your drug use, or your terrible last two albums, Courtney. Your call.

I prefer the Yeast Monsters' work on "Good Eats."

He didn't. There were a ton of extra parts in a box marked "Hamdingers"

"Wait, who's inserting me, now?"

DOUBLE POST BECAUSE IMAGE POSTING WILL NEVER BE FIXED!

BRING IT!

I think the ref is going to have to review...

Easily the only funny part of the movie, from what I remember.

We posted this at the exact same time. Jinx!

I think He ducked out because she was going to ask Him why He let her suffer such horrifying abuse as a child. He's not good with the hard-hitting questions.

I prefer Jay and Silent Bob's methodology.

That's thoughtful of you to leave a trail of crumbs so people can find their way back.

Great name, great comment.

Jesus cancelled at the last minute.

You should submit this to shirt.woot.com. Brilliant.