"You're spreading utter horseshit across the land. Don't you care?"

I'm still not sure if I understand...Oh, there we go.

I had no idea "wiggle dress" was an actual term. Even if it isn't, I will treat it as such, as it's just great.

The fact is, most movie trailers look fake to me. If the Muppets appeared in the "Something Borrowed" trailer, I wouldn't have blinked.

It's Der Heidi as Jessica Rabbit. I KNOW.

You mean Heidi Klum doesn't naturally look like this? THE HELL YOU SAY

"Spare tired?"

Bingo, Ding-Dang.

Theater school, by any chance?

Off topic: Not only is that the greatest picture ever, it may very well be the greatest thing ever. Is that Maggie Gyllenhaal?

1. I love LOVE LURVE your name. That's exactly how I felt when I heard she got married yesterday.

WARNING: MALE GAZE IN PROGRESS

What, no love for the original "Alt Girl?"

Hence her wisecrackin' comic relief role in "Thor."

She better release pictures of her measuring her cake slivers with a micrometer, or I will have no choice but to doubt the veracity of her claim.

I've never heard of them until now! They're a hoot!

No need to let a perfectly good #DOOM tag go to waste...

I guess I'm feeling a little Darwin-y today.

Less jackasses telling me and my family I'm going to hell? Less jackasses deciding who can and can't get married, and what 50% of the earth's population should and shouldn't do with their bodies?

This makes me miss both Northern State and Luscious Jackson. And Fannypack. Okay, maybe not Fannypack.