Been waiting to bust out the January Jones meme once more. [i.imgur.com]

It's almost like they'd have to write scripts ABOUT real-life situations, and then have people pretend to be people in those situations.

Yeah, that's definitely a metric reality TV producers use when casting.

Making people pay you to wear someone else's shoes is a perfectly cromulent business model that's been successful for decades. Such as...

That completely makes sense. Thank you for responding.

I've written and rewritten a bunch of responses to this, because I want to stand up for my statement, but at the same time, I don't want to come across as a sputtering white dood who is only relying on his privileged view of the world for his perspective.

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Nailed it: [jezebel.com]

Oh, good. Kathleen Parker has her "Obama Is A TOTAL LADY" column for the week.

OH MY GOD. I never saw that I received this honor until now. I retroactively thank everybody, and I owe Margaret a drink.

@rednrowdy Unrelated: Your profile pic is my FAVORITE Pre-Code movie. Enjoy this amazing snapshot: [fan.tcm.com]

I've always thought of you as Mat "It's" Honan, on account of how much you LOVE that word.

This is like being a Red Sox fan during the Subway Series. The Mets may be terrible, but the Yankees are pure, distilled evil.

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TOO LATE IT IS IN THE BOOK OF MENZ LAWZ. You better have a Tammy Faye's worth of makeup on your face, or else NO MENZ SHALL SMILE UPON YOU.

I'll spread the word to All Other Menz at our next meeting.

Rob Patterson: Worst. Resume. Ever. [en.wikipedia.org]

"Gauche."