For your reading pleasure, a review of the pilot script from the good folk at Comics Alliance:

@SunburnedCounsel: One to two whole dollars? That's good money these days.

Charlie Sheen offering Lindsay Lohan impulse control advice is like- *head explodes*

@lizyfizy: My wife and her friends are fans of her shoe line, which they buy and wear in spite of the fact it has Jessica Simpson's name on it.

"RuPaul's Drag Racist"

I hope you're feeling 0.5% better than when you wrote that. (I believe in attainable goals.)

I understand that this is all in the spirit of intellectual discourse, naturally. Like I said, I'm not trying to pick fights. Now. To business:

I agree that it's an update, rather than a correction.

So, #corrections, then, right? As this is the first actual piece of news given to us from an actual source, y'all should probably update this post.

I agree. She is locked in a no-win situation with the media. Of course, her version of "no-win" means that she has millions and millions of dollars, so ultimately, she's not winning all the way to the bank.

The "V-Neck" competition is always my favorite part of any beauty pageant.

Brilliant.

May the purse be with you.

What is this from? It's fantastic.

I did. I had been drinking, and I was really bummed about Tura Satana passing, and...I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.

@hedonisticme: Isn't it badtastic? So delightfully campy and awful on every single level.

My wife put together a girls' night to see this yesterday, in the hopes it would be campy, goofy fun.

@The Bean: If they started solving crimes together, they'd be the Senate Women's Dinner Murder Club.

@jannanaphone: But, no! She "hasn't exactly established her high-fashion cred"! That PLUS being a reality star means she's not really a person.

@CKash: Bless 'em. They're not dreaming it. They're...Well, you know.