@GoldFox: God, I haven't seen a live show since college. Have you been recently? Do people still do this?

@epurple12:

Thank heavens PETA found a new way to show women fellating vegetables. I can finally get rid of all of these daguerreotypes and stereoscopes.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."

@This Lady is Brutal: Mary Carey Poppins!

@Chris Devers: For you, $5.

@SqueakyGasket: Who knows? Maybe by the time that kid's 12, the world will be so desensitized that it'll be mortifying if you weren't conceived on camera.

"Mom? Where do babies come from?"

@foodandshoes: Let's get Stacey and Clinton on this one.

This gives me a great idea for a Zazzle t-shirt.

@ChiquitaBonita: I think I saw that one as well. My favorite part of that documentary was how, for the most part, all of the guys dressed and did up their dolls. A lot of cheap neon-hued outfits, and blush and lipstick application that would make an 8 year old playing with her mom's makeup say, "I think you were a…

Is that the new iPad prototype she's holding? Form factor's a little big for my tastes.

Show me the gay fellow who took Requip and ended up going bankrupt at the Bunny Ranch, and I'll say Jambart has a case.

@throwdetta: That was a wonderful post. Now take my car in for an oil change.

@freshlygrounded: Maybe you already have and you just don't know it.

Maybe Melissa Leo's outfit is a little kooky, but as an old "Homicide" fan, it tickles me to no end to see Kay Howard all dolled up at a fancy red carpet event.

"First prize is laundry detergent. Second prize is steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

@somethingnotalreadytaken: From now on, my letterhead will read, "Excusable Pretension Since 1972."

@Alohamaid: Just to keep you honest, I absolutely had to check the internet for more pictures of Rose McGowan as a redhead.

@CassandraSays: Look. As a card-carrying straight white dude, I have said plenty of not-well-thought-things in an effort to communicate how totally enlightened I am. See my theater college one man show, "Nightmare of the Oppressor." (Don't.)