@honorabright: Poor thing. I hope one day she learns how to love herself, and not bring down the whole male gender by confusing us with her boobs, or something.

@eazy_peazy: Love it. And I know this one's the obvious hit, but goddamn, it's is still a terrific song.

@SheelaNaGig: Totally valid point. I guess it would have to do with how much embarrassment your off-the-clock jackassing brought upon your bosses and your place of work.

@keldo: That's my favorite Black Crowes album.

"What can we do? He shows up to work, on time. He's polite, and he makes us hundreds of millions of dollars."

@elleestbelleavecdumiel: I think she just had the red hair when she played Ann-Margaret in that "Elvis" miniseries. But I could be wrong.

#ButtShaming

Sadly, Michael Alig was 25 years too late for the "Bizarre Love Triangle" video audition.

Wake me for the "She Spies" reboot.

@newyorkmuse: Yes, his name is "Everybody."

Footwear from the Halle Berry "Catwoman" collection.

And for dessert...

If I ever do a drag act, my name will absolutely be "Lindsay Phoenix."

Everything in its right place.

@BringerofthePain: But the guy who wears the sweater? LADIES, TAKE A NUMBER!

@BringerofthePain: Are you asking me, or the hypothetical wearer of that shirt?

Suddenly, the sweater doesn't seem so bad.

Suddenly, the sweater doesn't seem so bad.

@ktdidnt: Not always.

@sailingev: Leapin' Louboutins!