@frankie22: I know I did.

@synthqueen: Nasty bit of business with this Fatty Arbuckle fellow, eh?

@considerthewaffle: My work here is done, then.

@m0unstr0:

Take a minute out of your day to sing "Steampunk Palin" to the tune of "Jukebox Hero." It's well worth your time.

Great picture. Although I couldn't help but wonder, "What if TMZ had posted this?"

@titilayo: I always hoped that as he got older, the smart and witty part of him would usurp the icky/douchey "Body Is A Wonderland" part.

Obviously, the former Marge Bouvier consumed more than her share of the orange taproot.

I choose to remember the fresh-faced John Mayer who made unlistenable music, but was kind of funny sometimes.

@SpasticFurchild: She has also been a good sport her last two times on SNL.

I'd call that an airtight apology.

@AristotlesCrab: Okay, so it's looking like if the Kennedy miniseries was called, "Nostradamus (In Conjunction With The Nazi American Picking Aliens) Presents The Ice Fishing Road Trucking Kennedy Axe Men," it would be on TV as we speak.

I prefer to think this was shelved because it dealt with history, as opposed to ice road trucking, American picking, and/or axe menning.

Fun fact about the Helena Bonham Carter pic in W: That's just how she showed up to the studio.

I've taken the liberty of picking out your first song.

Obviously, Nada Surf needs to turn this into a song.

That faint, far-off sound you hear is Tina Fey practicing the phrase "Blood libel" in her mirror.

The only way this works is if Elizabeth Edwards' hips gave Jan Hoffman some money when she was going through a rough time.

Say what you will about "The Beer 30 Show," but they are conducting an exhaustive casting search.

Three words: "Bar-Bar Stanwyck."