Coming up next week: An article about the abortion debate using that one episode of "Maude" as their case study.
@NefariousNewt: But in their case, love has made true crazy truer.
There are no second acts in American lives, but there are nothing but for reality wives.
Michael Kors met Nina's baby, and was reported as saying, "I keep thinking, he's kinda like a sad chicken. A moulting, grey chicken."
@Dinkenesh: "He obviously loves her, but I'm pretty sure he also hates her."
Finally, I have something to wear with my Ch'Aps.
@snakebite: I think the fact Xtina said "yes" to the script in the first place points to possible illiteracy issues.
@pear.shaped.Sara: I'm really glad you pointed this out, as it made me laugh out loud.
@historygirl: Fixed.
Fixed.
@FroderickFronkensteen: Not at all. You've just experienced what's known as an "Eleganzam."
@Lynx:
At best, Sandrew are the Semi-Homemade Kurt and Goldie. Ingredients: One box cake mix, one package frozen hash browns, 1 cup Tia Maria, a can of pineapple chunks, and a heaping tablespoon of "Oh, please."
"What the hell do you mean dinner's not for another four hours?"
@willwriteforfood: "Oh, geez, don't try to 'gotcha' me about Eurasia. Todd and I danced to Eurasia at our weddin'!"
@Biologeek: It is awful. But it could have been a lot worse.
@SmarchHare: In fencing terms, it's known as a "Katy Parry."
I didn't want to say anything, but Ke$ha's talking about me.