Why did Bobby Moynihan do an audition tape? Isn't he already on the show?

@Whigmaleerie: Get people to stop buying it. That's the trick. If straight to DVD crap wasn't profitable, it wouldn't exist.

Original title: "American Pie Presents: Bring It On Again, Mean Girls 2! The Rise of Taj"

@bonita applebum:

"The suspect's girlfriend batted her eyelashes at the suspect, and blew him a kiss. This caused the suspect's eyes to pop out of his skull, accompanied by an "Ah-OOO-gah" sound. Once his eyes returned to his sockets, the suspect took of his own shoe, and started hitting himself over the head with it. After that, his…

@SevenNationArmy Hell Yeah E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!: Fixed.

@reenelk: Hold up, save that for this one:

@minnesotanicer: I was thinking the exact same thing, but in regards to a different Jez article.

@scullymurphy: 2010 Emmy Winner Ann-Margret. May she never have to hawk "Downward Dog With A Whip" yoga pants.

@DiamondWorkhorse: #zombiesnarking

...Tom Servo?

@RunningCori: Al is always welcome everywhere at all times. In fact, let's enjoy some...Now.

I feel like there needs to be a "No American Pie" corollary. Nobody came out to karaoke to hear eight minutes of folksy Boomer pop culture death angst.

@lilyblaze: I just got it off Wikipedia.

@Mishegoss: You're all wrong. See, what actually happened was that two nerdy guys really wanted a girlfriend. So they plugged all of Avril Lavigne's albums into their liquid-cooled super computer, along with a Fredrick's Of Hollywood catalogue, a Hot Topic gift card, pictures of Helena Bonham Carter from "Sweeny…

@MargaretMoony: Indeed, from his 1983 L.A. show:

Such devices have been in the hands of the patriarchy for years. Well, not the hands, technically.

@ShaynaLK: "I thought it looked very natural."

We take you now to the meeting's keynote speech, already in progress.

Joe's Jeans has these equally wack billboards plastered all around LA.