“With all the lack of sleep, I know we lost, but I was almost unable to send my cleats and gloves all the way to Canton because of the lack of the sleep thing.”

Pictured: Steve Smith

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

Lol. I figure it’s the day before thanksgiving and I’m drinking at 10 in the morning. What better time to bust out the nerd trolling.

Oh man, you’re about to get so many chess player salary quotes.

Delete your account

Uh, what’s the impetus for this attempt at a joke? He is 25, a genius, and makes more than a million dollars a year. Does he make you feel that pathetic?

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

Carlsen sat there for two interminable minutes before flapping his hands like a bird and storming off.

As someone who is slightly colorblind, this is by far the most confused I’ve ever been about what color a team’s logo is. The gold looks brown, the red (is that seriously red?) looks brown, and the gray looks green.

I’m annoyed that the helmet is clearly inspired by a Greek hoplite helmet, and has nothing whatsoever to do with knights.

“Gold” is just not a good colour (in anything more than the smallest accents) in jerseys. Unless they’re going to go with mid-aughts American Apparel style gold lamé?

You lost all credibility as a writer and person when you said Ducks is better than Mighty Ducks.

It seems a bit USFL to me. Subdued colors and clip art graphics. And of course it makes me think of this:

And after each game, the whole team will partake in Golden Showers.

Inspiration?

I don’t know, I have reservations about this teams willingness to fight hard for a championship because that logo just isn’t angry or snarly enough.