In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Barry should just spend his retirement clowning on athletes and famous people. Seriously, I would watch that show. Sure I bet he will want to “do some good” and help people a long the way, and that is fine too. But Obama got jokes...

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

This week

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Nah France won’t take the bait.

No, totally serious. Orthodox Jews are definitely best known for their willingness to bend on the whole Israel thing.

According to many Orthodox Jews, there is no conflict between Israel and Palestine because there is no such thing as Palestine.

White House Abortion is a pretty great band name

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

I have zero doubt that he would seriously love to have Ivanka all to himself. His dream is probably if she is widowed and never remarries and he can “comfort” her all of the rest of his days. He is completely in love with her...because she’s part him. Blech.

It’s perfect! He sends Jared off to the Middle East “and don’t come back until there’s peace!” Donald will finally have Ivanka all to himself. Maybe she’ll move into the White House, what with Melania staying in NYC...

Makes sense. Orthodox Jews are notorious for wanting a conflict free compromise between Israelis and Palestinians protecting the rights of both peoples.

EMAAAAAAAAILLLLLSSSSS

Good. Fuck it.

Here in Chicago, we’ve had two mild winters in a row, so the usual winter die-off hasn’t occurred.

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

Who is hitting whom in that gif? ‘Cause homegirl hit that other girl hard as fuck.

I guess it wasn’t a weiner.