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Joshua Lyman
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I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.

Get angry. Feel that anger. Keep it. Hold it tight. Never forget how it feels.

It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.

Yeah, no change.

I didn’t want to get drunk tonight.

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU “MUH PRINCIPLES, MUH PURITY, MUH JILL STEINER” BUNCH OF FUCKTARDS!

My republican family members are now posting bullshit comments on Facebook about how bad they feel for minorities and women... after a whole fucking election season of posting pro Trump, anti Clinton agendaed content. I am done.

Republicans now hold the house, the senate and soon the presidency and the supreme court. It doesn’t fucking matter about one senator... good job America. i hope you get exactly what you wished for.

*internal unceasing scream.”

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but

Nate Silver is the big loser with this election. Well, him and the entire United States.

on ABC nate silver just said they have projections now that show Trump winning.

Someone just said Michigan could be the state that calls this. As a Wayne County suburban Hillary voter surrounded by Trump supporters, I’m pissed and worried.

I have a lot of foolish friends who support him as the #NotHillary, stick-with-the-party vote. They are assuredly foolish, but not terrible people. And I pity them because they’re so misguided.

I’ve never regretted being an alcoholic more than now. I’m TRYING to do the same, but it’s unachievable.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

I’m calling in sick tomorrow so I can drink myself into oblivion tonight.

Fuck this election, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Gary Johnson. Oh yes Johnson, there is a special hell waiting for you, you fucking piece of garbage.