*Song starts* “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

I don’t even... This is too much to process tonight.

I place $50 on lone dip shit with a gun.

Jesus....I kind of hope it’s not voting related. I’m supposed to help the county collect voting machines tonight and I’m genuinely getting scared.

Fuck.

As a straight white male:

Those dudes all expect participation ribbons at the very least.

Boy, you’re really pissed at the Deadspin choads, huh?

You guys are reading Deadspin (and the cohort they represent) for filth and I am here for it.

Thank you! In the other post, I ranted about why I’ve had enough of the entitled white male schtick. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. This is not your election. This is mine.

That cake is way more attractive than trump, and not just because it’s cake.

We’ve casted our vote

He actually proved he “was a big dick”. Maybe it’s a typo in the article?

I’m still waiting for him to release proof he has a big dick.

why is there a man in here

My favorite Disney princess...

Every so often a major entertainment organization (cable or tv network) picks a curiously unappealing personality and push them on the public (often at great expense and for a years long commitment). Lena Dunham is this decade’s THAT.

“Lady Gaga went extremely out in what looks like a Carrie Bradshaw Election Day gala look that also has strong Mary Poppins vibes. Not only does it encourage people to vote, it also conveys the idea that the election has been a roaming circus so why not rock a costume.”

I vote for Katy — she was committed, consistent, colorful and crazy.

My god I cannot stand Lena Dunham and I really wish she’d just slip quietly into oblivion but I know that will never, ever happen.