“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”

The dark, Bayesian part of my brain thinks the probability of the Warriors blowing another 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals is quite low.

“...there is a dark, Baylessian part of my brain that lit up with thoughts like, ‘Holy shit, I don’t think Kevin Durant can handle this!’”

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

A good change.

Love the Nets recap! Might I make one suggested change?

And this is Victoria Cox who will be Veronica

The Viacom-owned cable network has tapped Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews to take on the roles of the three Heathers from the 1988 cult hit, The Hollywood Reporterhas learned.

SERIOUSLY. By making the movie’s outsiders the Mean Girls, they’re no longer outsiders, and it’s impossible to root for them because they’re the Mean Girls, so... we’re left with conventionally attractive, heteronormative, and socially adept people to root for? WAITAMINNIT.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

Did they have a brain tumor for breakfast?

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

what what what

I think she would do well to stay away from Illinois politics and especially the Governor’s office (four of the last seven went to prison). She’s too good for that. A Senate seat might suit her as well as it did our lady HRC tho.

She and her husband have the special talent to deliver prepared remarks like they’re just talking off the top of the dome.

Michelle Obama is hands down the best orator in 2016, not the least of which is because it isn’t just flowery words, she walks the walk and lives what she believes. I know that she doesn’t like politics but I really hope she answers the call to public service and considers running for office. Perhaps Governor of…

Yes!

To be fair, it’s not really news to anyone who knows him

Dear Universe: More of this pairing, please.

Lovely story, but I’m refreshing the Slot for Clarence Thomas news.