If I wasn’t so nervous about googling “rim shot” on my work computer, there would be a rim shot gif here.

I’m so confused—did he actually think he had some sort of chance in hell and it’s finally all of a sudden dawning upon him that it’s not gonna happen?

All these men are too emotional to be President.

Lewis also asked about Evan McMullin, who’s polling very well in Utah, where he’s from. Johnson didn’t like that either, sniffing, ““It’s a bit of a stretch to be comparing my candidacy with his,”

No. Why would you need such a thing on a laptop? I think the somewhat tepid sales of Microsoft’s surface shows it’s not as big a feature as their marketing might lead you to believe.

Apple has convinced its users that those are not useful features in a laptop, it will be years and years before they go that route.

No touch screen or pen capability?

I’m sick of Joe Buck blabbering about anything.

“You’re acting like putting him in was a no-brainer and every manager would have done that when it ends up backfiring 99% of the time.”

Watching the naysayers utterly disappear from comments sections over the last 24 hours has been highly entertaining.

Question for everyone on that other Schwarber article...

Sticking with the “this was a terrible decision by Maddon” thinking?

I mean, obviously, some version of ‘yes’. I’m just curious to see how y’all double down on your takes.

He was particularly brutal in the 2015 Playoffs defensively. I can’t imagine how he’d do playing the field for the first time in 6 months. I don’t see how you start him in the field either. I know you have to get a lead on this Cleveland team early to avoid the Andrew Miller buzzsaw, but putting Schwarber out there…

I’m so happy you guys caught this. I was at a bar and the lady next to me audibly gasped when they showed this dude. My first thought was: “Deadspin better have a field day,” immediately followed by: “God dammit this is exactly the problem.”

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Oh, I buy brakes from that guy.

Just can’t have men that old wearing jerseys