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Joshua Lyman
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It’ll be really hard to outdo their fabulous graphics at the DNC, when the entire Jumbotron appeared to shatter & rain a million pieces of glass down through all the other smaller screens and the stage. That was SO much awesome! (It’s no wonder Trump was jealous of the DNC, because she out-WWE’d him.)

Yeah, I’m a huge (HUGE) fan of shelter dogs, but this doesn’t really feel like an appropriate time to talk about that.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Not sure that the snark in this title was well placed.

I hope she gets Spielberg or Kathryn Bigelow to do some special effects of the ceiling breaking. Because what Election Night needs is the celebration of all celebrations and special effects.

DROP. THE. FUCKING. MIC!!

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

As an Indian American Malayali, even I learned a lot here. My parents come from Muslim families in what I think is a predominantly Muslim town so even whenever I’ve visited Kerala I’ve never interacted much with the Christian communities there.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

I like how all a guy needs to do is have the best outing of his career and all of a sudden that is the expected output for any future appearances. Like if Kobe scores 65 and then everyone says well every game he’s worth 65 points so GEE GEE Opposing team! Forgetting that having a normal night means missing that corner

That feels like an important issue now, because if the Cubs are going to win this World Series, they’ll either need to beat Kluber, or win every single game he doesn’t start. Both feel imposing.

This dude PAID $150 to get to an open gym tryout on the off chance somebody of import would notice him 3 years ago because he had a kid to feed. I mean, wow.

How the hell is he in a “Come Out of Nowhere” ad though? He was the most hyped player in American sports history. He came out of everywhere. Jay Z went to his high school games. In Akron.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

“This isn’t exactly new territory for Indians fans, many of whom are eager to point out that the logo isn’t actually racist because it wasn’t meant to be racist, or that Chief Wahoo is fine because he reminds them of watching baseball with their dads, or that they heard Native Americans have other shit to worry

As I’ve said before, UNC is a real fucking school. It’s got a great academic reputation. The idea that it’s reasonable for them to undermine their principles in that sphere and to completely trash the credibility of one department (in a field that has had to fight pretty hard against skepticism to try and gain

He’s Hanjo.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”