This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

He’s been known to consume several cans of Whoop-Ass before every game.

This is in poor taste.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Shit, I just hope Jeff Smith never cracks the combination to Samer’s safe bubble.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

Can you print these out and bind them in leather wrapped hardback? I would love to sit in my overstuffed chair and peruse these on a cold winter night. Freaking classics. I will say they are at least persistent.

Damn. If only this saltiness could be melted down and put into a syringe I’d inject it between my toes or wherever I still have good veins.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Don’t forget: he traveled, and it wasn’t a bicycle kick.

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

It all worked out, but if there had been another 10 or 20 seconds on the clock, the heads up play would have been to bat it down. The pick worsened their field position by 30 or so yards.

It was an impressive interception, but... it was 4th down. He essentially lost his team 40 yards by not dropping it. Not that it really mattered because time was running out anyway.

My guess would be misdirection. You don’t know where they’re going to line up until they suddenly break into their formation, so it’d be a few seconds less time for the defense/coordinator to take in the information and make sure everyone has their assignment.

The point was the media would all pick it up and show it to the nation while saying “Oh that crazy genius Jim Harbaugh, what monkeyshines will he think of next.” And he can sleep well tonight after getting off on the fact that, whether he wins or loses, he’ll be having his dick collectively sucked by the sports media…

This looks just like those idiots I drove by in Portland who were playing competitive leap-frog.