Holy shit

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Yea but that was an 85 mph fast ball that was flat as a bone going in. Mlb hitters just never get that pitch competitively. Like. Never.

85mph right over the plate and he didn’t even turn around? Grooved. Good.

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

Even if he grooved it, it was Gordon’s first HR of the year - even grooved, Dee is NOT going yard all that often. Amazing moment.

That solemn bugle solo of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at the beginning of the game absolutely did me in.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

This is just a bawlfest for me since it started. Dee Gordon broke me.

What a non-story. GWB is a fucking dolt, but it’s been clear for some time that the Bushes and Obamas have genuine respect and affection for each other. Personally I find it encouraging that powerful people on clearly opposite sides of the aisle can still have this sort of relationship. Maybe someday we’ll actually be…

Here’s his older brother:

Unless his brain splatters ala JFK it’s totally legal.

Add it to the Pac-12 refs greatest hits. It’s becoming a fucking anthology...

The refs should all be fired.

Those officials responsible need to be suspended indefinitely. How does this happen?

I’m not religious myself, but I come from a family of pretty progressive Christians (One of whom is a pastor) who are all pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination in any form, pro social justice/equality, treating everyone with respect and kindess, and all that other “treat others the way you would hope to be treated” stuff.
So…

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.