“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

I could watch Lebron lose by 20 3 times a week for the rest of my life.

Yeah I prefer it when they wipe the floor with the Clippers.

Nice. Floor sweep truther. Need something to make this series exciting.

you have to ponder how much vetting the producers did here.

“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thanks for checking in, Ashley

This is a guy who openly assaulted a reporter, and he got elected by a seven point margin. If this doesn’t make Republicans reconsider party loyalty, nothing will.

That’s my point. It’s a ‘red state’ and nothing changes that. Even physically assaulting a reporter for asking a question, then lying about it despite recordings disproving the account.

I absolutely knew that this shitbag assaulting a reporter wouldn’t hurt his chances in the election; if anything, it would make him more popular.

“Coming through, coming through. Make way!” “Yes? What is it you have to say to the group of prominent world leaders?” “I just need to be in the front, because I’m the best.”

But Obama and Hillary are so arrogant and elitist!

Giving people prison time for something that isn't illegal sounds a bit fascist, doesn't it?

Luckily for law-abiding citizens like this man, the law doesn't need you "behind it" to function!