You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

Kelly Olynyk looks like the kid from Dazed and Confused took HGH.

Let’s just get these out of the way

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

That’s some Dungeons and Dragons life-draining-touch with a side of Raiders of the Lost Ark shit.

Rousey’s new entrance music: “Where is My Mind”

Ronda’s career is latest death in 2016

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I’m happy to see squash getting attention, but that isn’t even the most exciting point I’ve seen in the last couple weeks. Check this one out:

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.