josethafarmer
Jose The Farmer
josethafarmer

“Oh hey, here’s a police chase. Let’s narrate it like some bros judging a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun on spring break. Oh wait. What is this? Could it possibly be one of the likely outcomes of a police chase? TOO FAR. Sorry folks. Didn’t expect real life to happen so quickly!”

If that’s the case, then these cops suck. If they had the place staked out, this guy never should have made it to the getaway vehicle.

Yea I was confused too. Then I realized that Tiffany in the Mercedes has been dealing with her husbands kids, Taylor and Brantley, and she’s had enough of this shit. I mean, how was she supposed to know that they stopped carrying the asparagus infused water at her location?

“Desert Diamond Casino... it’s money without the police chase!”

Never cut off an upper class soccer mom leaving the Whole Foods parking lot.

This use of deadly force by the Phoenix PD was brought to you by Desert Diamond West Valley Casino and Resort.

Honestly, how am I to know watching that video that these are cops trying to wreck the guy. 3 unmarked SUVs and an unmarked truck. I thought maybe the guy had just cut someone off pulling out of the Whole Foods parking lot.

why are all the cops driving unmarked minivans / truck / suvs?

Was the windshield tinted black?