how great was that tifa fight in the church though

This is what terrifies gym owners. The people who -want- to keep in shape have already bought their own gear. Other then those who need the companionship and even the rivalry, I expect to see an ever growing wave of gyms going six feet under when they realize that 60% of their former members have moved on to safer…

How did you get weights? I’ve been trying to get a heavy kettlebell or set of dumbbells for months and haven’t been able to find any. I saw a 20-lb kettlebell at Target while I was staying with my parents over the summer and had gone so long without being able to find weights that I bought it and packed it in my…

Yeah, I do the scenic rides instead of the classes as well. I just have metal blasting in my earbuds while riding for an hour. It’s a great machine with the worst ad campaigns ever. I’m glad I bought mine in the early days before those aired.

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

ah, that makes sense.

that’s really weird, because 5 lbs a month is completely reasonable and, from what I know, completely healthy.

LOL I know that one. Lose a noticeable amount of weight before your 40th b-day and people gush “OMIGOD YOU LOOK AMAZING HOW’D YOU DO IT??!!?” Do it after your fortieth and they take you aside to whisper-ask if everything’s OK. 

Honestly, fuck you.

I’ve seen it. There’s no excuse for feeding your kids bleach.

Risperdal is, as far as I know, the only FDA approved drug for autism. We have not gone that route, but at least its a real medicine and not a cleaning product.  

Risperidone is a treatment for autism! This is not an off-label use, it’s a very helpful medication which helps people with autism sort through and ignore stimuli that otherwise make it very difficult to focus their attention or manage emotions.

Abolish ICE.

The flaw in this meme is that Flex Tape works.

“I was about a month away from being born.”

Your comment reminds me of something Jerry from Penny Arcade said earlier this week.  He was talking about Minecraft Dungeons, but it applies equally to Animal Crossing.

Listen, you gotta draw the line somewhere! I support you!

Hah! You sound like a fun spouse. (No sarcasm, I think that was a hilarious response)

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens

Don’t feel bad Riley, I’ve never played GTA V either. It was free on the Epic Store, but I haven’t loaded it yet. Not sure if I’m going to. I’ve still got more than a few things on deck for this weekend. I might try and play some more of Control. I ran into an option boss a few weeks ago who I couldn’t beat. I should j…