He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

The audacity of a tan suit and fancy mustard though, that was practically treason!

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

Begging Eric to take you back?

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.

My truck. My rules.

“It’s so new they ain’t got a name for it yet,” [Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey] told the Huntsville-Madison County Chamber of Commerce at a luncheon appearance.

I give both of them 2 years at most.

I hate 3D “anime” with the fury of a thousand suns...but...this... this... looks... promising. 

Yes, the kids dying was the underlying theme of my comment. 

Hopefully his kids don’t get any sicker than his burns, because this is just... I mean...

Richard graduated from Southern Mississippi with a major in exercise science

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

With the new vaccination laws in CA , will there be some doctors y’all think will still see non vaccinated kids ?

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Stewart Zimmel.Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I ask you to contact me about payment.

Eh, I don’t want to have a fight about word choices here, but he hadn’t committed to anybody. The contract is the commitment. An informal agreement to later sign a contract is not a commitment.

Some of you are here to make a beautiful pâté but we’re making sausage most of the time.

Can’t afford to make the sales drop even more by saying there is an update coming. Either it won’t happen or it will drop with absolutely no warning at a keynote and piss off everyone who bought a model S in the previous 6 months.