As a middle-aged GenX dude, I have plenty to say about all these “man children” being referenced here. Useless, the lot of them. None of the women here need my permission, of course, but I certainly support every one of them who decide to show their S.O. the door.

I would offer a sidebar, though: There is a…

You have a trash pallet, mayo in mashed potatoes, hot pickles? Are you a real life garbage pale kid?

The pieces of browned fat from a steak are only exceeded in goodness by the pieces of browned fat from a pork chop.

I grew up with Caramel deLites, and the Samoas here are NOT the same. Nowhere close.

“General Rottweiler”

Living with Myself :) He made it work.

Yep. In an even bigger and more cynical example, I’ve noticed over my 17-year career that busting my hump and producing great results are overlooked more often than just coasting and basic networking actually result in promotions or job offers.

Please don’t give the other kinja writers more reasons to skip proofreading. It’s bad enough around here, already.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Hey look, it’s Larry Hemsworth!

They discontinued my beloved Mexi-melt. Bastards.

I don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks is optimal - at night I want it so cold I can hang meat. (70-72)

Absolutely! Middle guy should always get both armrests.  Why should the window or aisle seat get both armrests? anyone who doesn’t adhere to this is flat out an asshole.

Yvan eht nioj! 

I still find calling people from Indiana “Hoosier” to be a little strange. Growing up around the STL area “Hoosier” means trashy/redneck. I didn’t know that it was associated with a state/university until I was in college.

One of the best work from home tips I’ve read is to create a virtual commute. Get up and get dressed and ready like anyone would. Leave your house and take a short walk, come back and go straight to your desk to begin your day.

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I know men are boring, but we can’t ADMIT that

I’m pretty sure a) cow milk is not a replacement for breast milk/formula, either and b) they already have notices like that on the packaging.

Here’s the thing — my (very smart, college-educated) buddy wondered aloud if she could give her baby almond milk in lieu of milk. This is a very very very very very bad idea. So for that reason, I’d rather it was rebranded to make clear it is DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR FORMULA/MILK FOR INFANTS. Jeez.