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Hey, at least one of them had Yasmine Bleeth in it.

I know men are boring, but we can’t ADMIT that

It’s like I said in another article: Nobody nowadays knows how to write a character unless they’re constantly in angst over something. 

Here is the thing though. Picard pretty much represents the idealized version of what humanity can be in the Star Trek universe. If you “Skywalker” him then you sh*t on Rodenberry’s whole progressive vision of humanity striving to achieve their potential, which is pretty much the whole point of Star Trek.

I thought she was a pretty good character in REAL STEEL, the movie she did a few years ago with Hugh Jackman. I liked her character, when I looked her up after seeing Antman.

How have you made it far enough in life to type this out and somehow not met ONE self-destructive or self-hating person? No, not everyone is an advocate for themselves.

I’m so glad she was able to work past her bad experiences, because I think she was instrumental in making Ant Man and the Wasp as good as it is.

You have 10 years of experience in animation and film?
Let me tell you about these HOT JOBS in the fields of Geographic Surveying, Mining, and an opening for CFO of a large telemarketing conglomerate!

Yeah 15 years of device development get four emails for a front end developer that pays 20 percent less than I make. 

Third base

Well since it takes three years to make five 15-minute episodes, 2038.

Too. Many. Companions.

Bloody hell.

I’m pretty sure a) cow milk is not a replacement for breast milk/formula, either and b) they already have notices like that on the packaging.

Here’s the thing — my (very smart, college-educated) buddy wondered aloud if she could give her baby almond milk in lieu of milk. This is a very very very very very bad idea. So for that reason, I’d rather it was rebranded to make clear it is DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR FORMULA/MILK FOR INFANTS. Jeez.

I’m a little late to this party, but we’ll see how it goes. Can I just say how refreshing it was to go to a local brewery that had 15 beers on tap, and only one of them was an IPA? The highest IBU, the IPA, was still only in the 40s. Everything was brown ale, or saison, or stout. I love malt and hate bitterness, so

I would also like a cool shit to fly around in.

Excellent. Now she just has to get a haircut right in the middle of the movie that everybody hates and we’re good.

Scary German Guy was a well-crafted and exceptionally acted side character.