I no longer exchange presents with my adult siblings. Several years ago, it was what I referred to as “The Exchanging of the Gift Cards” ‘Oh, thank you for the $50 Lowes card, here’s a $50 Walmart card for you.’ Because my mom had retired and still wanted to buy for everyone, I suggested a Yankee Swap/White Elephant…

I’ve been doing this for 20 years. Started when my parents gave me the 5th identical roto-tool in 8 years. I don’t need ONE of them, much less 5.

That’s actually really genius! It looks almost like that’s how it was intended to be mounted.

I mean technically, what mechanism would allow that? Since it’s entire body is it’s means of locomotion, how does it roll in place? Try rotating a tire in place and you’ll see what I mean.

But now I’m just picturing BBs doing burnouts everytime they need a tool and it’s just awesome.

Because the branding synergy was too high for the Rogue One Edition Nissan Rogue.

New cereal idea?

That seems like overkill until you’ve known the pain of opening your box of Jammie Dodgers (they refuse to sell them locally) only to find pack after pack of cereal sized crumbles. . .

There are rules to this kind of stuff, man. You just can’t have two murderous twins running around the place 24/7. Someone could lose an eye!

If you want to give me credit for being responsive...don’t intonationally BEG me for the response first.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

Am I the only red-blooded Portland beer snob who thinks IPAs taste like licking a skunk’s butt?

I used to intern as an engineer at a coal power plant and they were hiring for a different engineering position and at least 3 interviewees showed up in suits. Part of the interview was a brief plant tour and I know 2 of the suit people refused and the third complained the whole time because he was hot (even in the…

That would certainly be an interesting way of doing things. I still don’t understand why the nominee gets to pick whoever he or she wants for the VP. In my opinion, it should go to whoever came in second place at the party convention.

Clinton/Sanders is a lot more appealing to me than Clinton/Kaine.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.

Maybe because Google Voice is US only.

I don’t think so, but I haven’t set up an account in a long time. That said, I still use it regularly, both from their website and even through their app (rather than Hangouts) because I don’t want the constant interruption of gchats on my phone and the app basically lets me use it like a regular phone for calls and…

know i’ll get flamed for this but I was at the show with my 7 year old daughter and thought use of this absurd language was inappropriate how am i supposed to explain to her that some people just call themselves “dr.” even though they don’t have a phd or md?

Speaking as a boss, I really wish my staff would disagree with me more.

It’s actually a professional term. Doctor’s are doctor’s; chefs are chefs; presidents are presidents; coaches are failures in the booth; officers are officers... etc.

@Zonum