ah yes, how dare people like things you don't.

I just tend to make up a sentence with the word that sounds plausible.. “Many people would describe Trump as a covfefe.”

It’s because we are dull and boring. There, we said it, are you happy now?

I’ve heard “there’s a reason whaling almost caused their extinction... they taste too good”

It’s an absolute justification for mandating regulations on packaging language.

Rice flour is superior to wheat flour. Especially for frying. 

Nope. I’m in favor in calling things what they are.

Just eat it correctly as an open face and then you won’t have to scoop anything out. 

I lived in Portland for a few years, and I would argue this as completely false. trying to find a lager in that city is a fool’s dream.

Cereal is also a cold soup. 

that car was never beautiful. Honestly looks like a precursor to the Prius

I wish this had sound.

all the best angles too!

How much you wanna bet their teams practices all revolve around a “get the ball to Olivier Rioux” strategy?

explains the helicopter

her to take over the iron man suit would be KILLER

Vanilla frosties aren’t really frosties. You can have a vanilla version of something that’s chocolate in its pure form.

I never understood the shock and confusion brought on by the double down. It’s basically a chicken cordon bleu. Which has been around long before KFC or Colonel Sanders.  

fun fact, I remember in my early days someone telling me to get some Mad Dog and going to the store and looking all over for it, and finally thinking “they probably mean Morgan David and have no idea what the fuck they are talking about”

I just can never figure out the rationale of “i’m so angry I could throw feces”