Super Bears, Super Bowl!

Bears fan, yesterday: Marshall Trumitsky couldn’t run my son’s Pop Warner team

Finally! A fully automatic semiautomatic!

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Peter North remembers...

Battlefield Earth.

When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.

Forgive me; I meant Eighth Amendment *Junior*

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

The Bulls currently have no realistically window in which to be legitimately competitive. There’s no team they can build in any reasonably foreseeable future that competes. Trading him now just makes sense. The problem is they’re going to find a way to fuck it up and their haul from trading away an All-Star will be 27…

At least he got the notice beforehand. This girl I went to Towson with was once kicked out of the owners seats at the old Yankees Stadium because she wore an Orioles hat!! Talk about making a big deal about nothing.

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Peanut Butter Cup Blizzard with chocolate ice cream. Every time.

That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

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WROOOOOOOONG

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Got kicked out for banging on the glass?! Man that’s crazy!! Sorry we just won two fights!

Let’s not forget how Nascar came to be.... They were hiding beverages anywhere they could!