It’s 1492, and you just landed on the east coast of America. You have a Jeep with unlimited gas and an AK-47 with unlimited ammo. How long does it take you to get to the Pacific? Do you even make it?

Sweet Jesus, I wish it never happened. I am SORRY! SORRY!

Strict but fair.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

The Chicago Bears with the fourth pick in the 1998 NFL select Randy fuckin’ Moss from Marshall and not Curtis fuckin’ Enis from Penn State

Wrigley Field

Tension remains high across the Cheddar Curtain.

I love you

little

Dumb guy with a gun.

my bad