One of my favourite memories from living in Baltimore was being able to order 50 wings for USD9.99. They were tiny (they all fit in a regular-sized clamshell), but I still housed them.

Wasn’t the date supposed to be December 14?

Eh. It’s not Boyz II Men for me without Michael McCary.

“Huh, that’s weird that he worded it as ‘give up smoke,’ and not ‘give up smoking.’ Let’s not examine that at all.”

That’s how I’d feel about gift cards from my wife (who does the budgeting in our house): it’s basically money that’s already been budgeted for and earmarked for a specific purpose that I (hopefully) will love, so they’re great!

I’ll always stump for Cibo Matto’s “The Candy Man.”

It might depend on the truck used, and whether or not you have designated bins rather than commercially-available garbage cans, but apparently, our sanitation service does not like it when you put the handles facing the street, as the truck’s pick-up claw operates better when it’s facing the other way.

They’re all still better than “Mid-size Sedan.”

At least in the McDonald’s I went to on Monday night (in Prince Edward Island, Canada), the square-handled spoon was replaced by a small wooden spoon. It worked out fine.

Can we give a collective honourable mention to the Armitages from Get Out?

Now Harmony is dead too. What did I do to deserve this?

I would have put peanut butter way higher on the list, but the ones I’ve eaten had a light touch, so it melted just a little bit and almost became one with the patty. Maybe that’s the key.

At least one was put out for the NES: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tecmo_Cup_Soccer_Game.

Have you met my AI girlfriend, Georgina Glass?

One of my favourite things to do with Trevor was to find a mountain (or find yourself there!), pop his special (temporary invincibility), and then pitch myself off of the mountain, walking away afterwards. Good times.

They wouldn’t normally share lunches together until retirement. The statement is saying that that’s the hard part.

My understanding to the argument is that an OM/YW pairing is thought to exacerbate the already sizable power differential between a man and a woman in a patriarchy, while an OW/YM pairing (assuming the YM is a man and not a manchild looking for Mommy 2.0) reduces it. I married my then-47-year-old wife when I was 29…

Sounds great until 13 of them take off from the starting line instantly, uncatchable and unaware of your frustration.

Because there’s no record for nothingburgers yet, and someone wants to set one?

Too late for Black Rob, unfortunately.