Don’t even put that evil out into the world.

What’s the penalty for “sassafrass”?

I’d have just hit the star to signal agreement, but that’s not working for me either.

Fuck Loathing.

TWs all around: jickenwings.org.

Quad portmanteau suggestion thread?

Barchonicahead?

Call Me Maybe deserves it. Much harder road.

One of the few conspiracy theories I subscribe to (and it happens to be one I made up): Trudeau’s camp released the blackface photo themselves. It came out just after the election call, so I’m thinking that they knew the photo was coming, so better to get it out early and give it time to dissipate before the actual…

Which is the more annoying attempt at shoehorning expectations where there aren’t any: “Could this be the Switch Pro?” or “Will Idris Elba play James Bond?”

rare rape hit

If it’s the one I’m thinking of (I just started Seasons last night, and I’ve not played either before), I just watched the person in the middle and followed their rhythm. Once I caught on (took two errors), I got it in one try. I definitely could see my younger self struggling with that, though.

How would you like to have $8,014.25?

*brings out inflatable swimming pool and 57 cans of dog food*

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE NUMBER IS!

(sorry, I couldn’t resist. I hope today’s better!)

That’s what I thought this article was going to be, but this is fine too.

Where she at? Where she at? Where she at? Where she at? Where she at?/There she go, there she go, there she go, there she go, there she go/

The game’s final image is of a photo, dated “1989.4.7”—April 7 or perhaps July 4

In case you’d like to feel old this morning, Thompson is turning 18 in August, and graduated from Wilkinson County High School this year. She’s preparing to go to college later this year, and has been dating 21-year-old Dralin Carswell for two years.

“You know how many times of the day I answer questions about poop?” an absolutely jacked professional eater asks me. “Every single interview.”

“Amateurs. I’ve eaten more than three times that amount of cheese in one night!” —Homer Simpson

She fucking won. (Un)believable. https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/30/politics/supreme-court-303-creative-lgbtq-rights-colorado/index.html

She goddamn did. https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/30/politics/supreme-court-303-creative-lgbtq-rights-colorado/index.html