Baseball fucking sucks. Compared to anything ever. They're barely athletes. The pitchers don't even pitch a whole game, you have guys that come in just to RUN FOR ANOTHER PLAYER'S FAT ASS. Along with designated hitters and steroids, baseball blows a big burro dick.

Yeah, Denton is a riveting. That is why UNT students come to Fort Worth and Dallas to do anything fun.

Yeah I didn't say anything about that. I said it stinks. And everyone keeps talking about having the biggest rodeo...which...yay? I didn't say it had the biggest rodeo, I said they exist. Have you been to Lubbock by the way?

It doesn't change the fact that if you live in Houston proper you're in a cloud of chemicals and B.O. (partially due to Hurrican Katrina refugees). I lived in Houston for a few weeks while visiting a friend from the military, so it's not like I just passed through. There are many things that are great about Houston,…

I live in Fort Worth, which isn't exactly a beautiful metropolis. But at least it screams Texas with rodeos, hoe downs, 700 dollar boots, and TCU bros pretending to be cowboys. It blows my mind why Texas is so proud of Dallas or Houston. Both places are a waste of land. Houston especially. Houston smells like a…

We're still doing arm circles after 100 years of studying exercising and kinesiology. Is it possibly the most widespread exercise (besides crossfit)?

He didn't say shit the whole time. Just stuttering and searching for boring holstered answers.

Being a Vikings fan is the worst. At least if you're a Browns or Jaguars fan you know you're going to be terrible. But when we throw together years like 1998 and 2009, you think "Hey, we're doing something right!!"

That and expressway. I had a friend from NY come and stay with me and party in Dinkytown a few years ago. "You take the 394 expressway to get to your house right?" I saw highway, maybe not a big deal and a small regional snafu, but i was confused for a moment.

The whole town owns the team. Also....the Vikings suck.

Ray Rice approves.

I go to TCU. This isn't anything groundbreaking. He was just "robbed" and beat up at his house a few months ago but didn't want to press charges. I think he owed some people some money.

why don't they just do less weight? Or are they maxing out?

Crossfit doesn't emphasize proper technique, it emphasizes speed. Sure at the beginner's classes the instructor is very attentive, but once you get to the advanced classes, it's a shitshow. I did crossfit for two years and my athleticism skyrocketed for the first 6 months. And then after that...it's a grind and in…

You realize that the US is not some soccer hotbed right? So winning/tying anything is fine. Making it to the WC is a miracle in my opinion. Compared to countries that live/breathe soccer, the US is doing pretty well.

FUCK YOU MARIAH WITH YOUR SPAM MESSING UP MY FAVORITE WEBSITE!

I wish he called play by play for my life.

Bill Simmons? Shocking...oh...peter gammons..

Why was LeBron the only one to have cramping issues? This is the only thing I'm so confused about. I get that everyone cramps, and it was a WHOPPING 90 degrees in Texas...

I guess this is news-ish.