Flop!

There is nothing better than an excited Doc Emrick.

It's no DJ Steve Porter. But pretty funny.

Like a colander. They're throwing fists at each other, what else is that?

Those are fighting sports exclusively. But your stupid post is noted.

Brad Marchand isn't quite Sean Avery because he can skate and score...but still in that prick category.

The other sports protect the language between referees/umpires and say it should stay on the field as some sacred language only few should be privileged to hear. I really don't think the refs in any other sport have the same relationship with the players that NHL officials do with the players they officiate. I've…

Why are we still doing this horserace bullshit in 2014. What happened to change? #Thanksobama

Awesome. I miss Torii Hunter...

"Fuck it's cold! I saw it was -5 on the bank sign driving down hennepin. #ThanksJoeMauer!"

Yes. I live in Texas now and give glowing references about Minnesota. But truly...I would never go back to those frigid winters. Texas is really my favorite state and I've lived in 12 or so.

"I can't wait to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK this game up!"

hahahaha!

Thanks Obama!

Rawr......

I'm glad we slaughter chickens. They're shitty pets apparently.

Tanguay is okay. This team has a ton of young talent for sure. MacKinnon, Landeskog, Duchene, O'Reilly. If it's a track meet for the rest of the playoffs, I think we could win the cup. But if we run up against a slow and deliberate offense, that could expose our youth.

I haven't seen that much media bias since the 2008 election! Waka waka waka!

Just another one of the B's talentless goons. They're lucky they have had solid goaltending and Bergeron/Krejci feeding the goons pucks all year. Little do you guys know that Lucic and Sean Avery blow each other on the weekends. And Corey Perry....I'm hoping that Dallas stands up for itself.

Jesus Christ. You're as fun as Ted Nugent at a PETA convention. Oh wait...