Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

See: Rice, Ray

Who would have thought this church would give a sermon about a Chubb?

Yeah...... I feel like this is really not ok. Maybe planting a yard sign or something, but *armed* protestors? Adding guns to any emotionally charged gathering is a recipe for disaster. I just hope that he slinks off with his tail between his legs and no one gets shot.

Pictured: Trump figuratively and literally Heismaning African Americans.

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Can’t

Unless I’m mistaken, I believe the answer is always “baseball players.”

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

Yet another pastime ruined by instant replays.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

I just glanced at it as I scrolled down and figured it was an old stock photo of Mark Brunell.

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

Aaaaaand he just broke that one too

We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.