Janay Rice apologizes for her role in causing this situation.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

What is the point of jellyfish, anyway?

“Do I regret standing up for what I believe in? Absolutely not. Do I regret saying business should not be first before winning? Absolutely not.”

YOU WEREN’T PUNISHED UNTIL YOU DEFACED YOUR TEAMMATES EQUIPMENT YOU SELF IMPORTANT MORON

Five bucks say Chris has a lot in common with Curt Schilling a poor victim of…

Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

I say let the man hit.

If he dies, he dies

no, it is inflated by about $49,997.73.

Gabriel Reyes.

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Those are a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life.

Literally none of what you just posted suggests Wilson’s TOB account is wrong.