Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

Either Swift or her managers released her entire music catalogue to Spotify the day Katy Perry’s last album was released on iTunes. Petty is what Swift does.

Two questions:

It would look like that to me if, say, it were on a sheet of paper. But given its placement it looks a lot like the Juden star. There isn’t a high end designer who doesn’t know that putting a yellow star there is going to look close to Holocaust imagery. This exact thing happens a lot in fashion. 

Sometimes the only point is that a thing made you laugh.

So...she’s a lesser, not-as-important kind of dead?

“I was told by AppleCare” is a national treasure of a burn.

“To milk an almond” killed me.

It annoys me so much! You can’t just have everyone tell us that they are in love. You have to show me something between them that makes me believe it! Not just remind me every five minutes.

when you say “goofy on purpose” do you mean bad on purpose? I haven’t seen anyone say that it’s too goofy or silly, just that it’s badly made/boring/has a terrible, uncatchy chorus. Like, how are people being “played” by not liking a song? I just can’t see how you can say that unless you’d be willing to say that no…

But what about the drop bears?

Look what you made me do: turn it off after 20 seconds.

Kanye, John Mayer, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Jonas, The Hound...

I just can’t believe so many people are excited about and rooting for incest. This whole thing squids me out, and I don’t think that Daenerys is worthy of Jon, either. She’s coasting on whatever she had left over from Essos and to be frank, I don’t know why she doesn’t just give it up for Jorah. He’s been panting…

Starred for “jerk day,” which I never thought of but now realize is a real thing.

Wait you didn’t think Jon and Ygritte had chemistry but you think Jon and Dany, who have all the heat of a literal actual aunt and nephew, do?

I for one am not. I cringe whenever these two are onscreen together.

He’s gotten better over the course of the show, the problem is that Clarke really hasn’t improved at the same rate.

The real reason why the Seven Kingdoms is in so much debt is that King Robert secretly built a Westerosi Bullet train network so he could quickly visit all his favourite whores across his Kingdom.

So, like, it’s the way he’s going about it that’s foul. He was in a monogamous relationship and now wants to open it up but, according to MVP, this is the first she’s heard that he’s not been happy for 2 years. If he went into it being like, “hey I’m poly, let’s do the damn thing,” before the 4 years I’d be much more…