And a lot of people who drink and drive make it home just fine. The laws don’t exist to police specific examples.

Not even with a rented dick.

Which bastard renamed it?

LOL the first response is perfect:

His human skin suit needs better tailoring.

You actually think this would hurt him if enough people did know? In Montana? I bet this adds a significant percentage to his total.

He might go up in the estimation of people who vote red/Trump. They love tough guys.

Love the “what are you feeding him?” poke from the pope. Straight out of the Latino Grandpa Playbook. A nice way of saying, “I didn’t realize he was so fat.”

I love that the Pope of all people trolled Donald.

Boy, this Addams Family reboot looks terrible!

He looks like a little kid who just farted.

There’s also all the vampires and sewer clowns.

Baby eel smuggling is how Melania describes Donald’s lovemaking.

Does he get a place mat that he can color on too?

Jim’s like “hiding behind the curtain worked about as well for me as it did for Polonius.”

It’s all big. Please don’t lose sight of that. Complacency is our enemy.

But who would you like to see cry on camera the most? For me it’s definitely Mitch McConnel, his face would look so weird.

I’m gonna be real succinct.

In for a Pence, in for a pound.