“Are you ready to use your words now?”

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

We’re watching the slowest train wreck in history take place. So many warnings. So many. And I’m thinking that we’re still going to crash.

THANK YOU. The CBS doc conveniently left out the defensive wounds theory, probably because they couldn’t explain it. People always point to the amount of money that was asked, and assume that’s the smoking gun to the Burke theory. But why would Patsy write an amount that she knew the police would think was fishy? It…

The whole murder case points to the family. The Autopsy report is an excellent road map into this case, from JB’s empty bladder, to the pineapple in her upper Gastro Intestinal Tract, to the petechial hemorrhages that showed what caused JonBenet’s death. There was no evidence of an intruder. There are theories on…

seriously, how are people that bad at math

All of his children have their own mobile home.

Yeah, but he’s probably miserable and is afraid to actually make a meaningful connection.

The thing is that he didn’t say that. He said “His role nothing to do with terrorism,” full stop, not “His role has nothing to do with religion.” *That* would have been honest and accurate. What he said is super misleading and calls everything else he says into question.

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing. IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING

I would agree. Age differences in and of themselves don’t bother me, but I absolutely see how they can be troubling. When I was in my early-ish 20s I started dating a woman 14 years older than me. She ended up being...horrible. Emotionally abusive (occasionally - rarely - physically), she used me in just about every…

That’s okay, my heart actually works better when it’s broken into pieces.

omg “sweet smelly fatty fats” is so funny but painfully accurate and now i feel like the ghosts of all of my labs are waiting for me outside of my bedroom door. “Please let us in, we just want to fart on you one more time.”

This part just sank in for me: A FIFTEEN-year-old black lab. Labs don’t usually make it to fifteen. He must have really loved them to stick around and was just waiting for the wedding so he could leave this plane knowing they had gone through with it.

Please stop writing and talking about this racist bitch.

My cousin posts this woman’s crap on FB all the time and I have to admit to hate watching it. She really and truly looks like she is giving every monologue into a mirror in preparation for her high school play try out.

Ian Millhiser from ThinkProgress had a great tweetstorm about this the other day. Spayd is literally chasing horses that left the barn years ago. Refusing to fact check Trump is not going to make conservatives start subscribing to the Times. They all subscribe to the NYP and the Wall Street Journal already. It’s just…

I know most of what OK! publishes is bullshit but I really want tales of Pacey being invited to Joey’s wedding to be on the level.

This may seem trite, but I became addicted to the Surreal Life one spring break in high school. Alexis was one of my first introductions to not only the concept of transgender, but gender fluidity. Alexis was obviously very loved by family. Don't make this death about pronouns. It's about a person.

Every minute this man spends in public not covered in rotten vegetables and bruises is a failure of the citizenry.